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Nous avons également commencé un autre compte réel avec de l'argent réel qui a été vérifiée par le Midwest Accounting LLC: Smashing Forex Boundaries .. Trading Bitcoin automatiquement FapTurbo 3.0 non seulement le commerce de 8 paires de devises à haute fréquence, mais nous avons exploré de nouvelles options quand il s'agit de moneymaking automatisé et Grâce à des relations étroites avec les maisons de courtage nous avons été en mesure d'obtenir des flux commerciaux exclusifs à la crypto-monnaie la plus réussie du monde, Bitcoin Qu'est-ce que Bitcoin Bitcoin est une crypto-monnaie. L'argent virtuel qui s'établit actuellement comme un instrument monétaire sérieux .. Son infaillible et à l'abri des pirates. Les BTC-E Bitcoins sont de plus en plus utilisés comme paiement pour des produits et services légitimes et les commerçants sont incités à accepter la monnaie parce que les frais de transaction sont inférieurs aux 2 à 3 généralement imposés par les processeurs de cartes de crédit. Parmi les fournisseurs notables figurent WordPress, OkCupid, Reddit et le géant chinois de l'Internet, Baidu. FapTurbo 3.0 Bitcoin Résultats Des profits énormes de 10 200 Avec un capital de 10 000 Compte doublé Bitcoin également des oscillations extrêmes aux deux côtés et. C'est le terrain de reproduction idéal pour les bénéfices avec FapTurbo 3.0 Infact, au cours des essais seulement, nous avons été capables de multiplier notre capital par 4-5x. Nous avons obtenu plusieurs comptes de test avec des soldes entre 10k et 50.000 USD qui ont doublé, triplé et même quadruplé Et la meilleure partie qui est mais une des nombreuses pertes de profit de FapTurbo 3.0 Notre robot Forex peut être échangé avec n'importe quelle taille de compte. BIG ou SMALL Nous voulions montrer à tout le monde que, contrairement à de nombreux robots Forex qui fonctionnent sur le papier, FAP Turbo est REAL Now. Permet d'accéder à la partie la plus importante de tout cela. À la raison pour laquelle FAP Turbo est 1 et sera invaincu pendant un très long temps. Je veux toute votre attention ici. Je veux dire, c'est la clé: Comprendre ce qui suit va vous montrer pourquoi FAP Turbo est la vraie affaire. Pourquoi son une occasion en or pour les plus futés. Vous souvenez-vous que je vous ai dit au début de la lettre que les résultats de backtest sont sans valeur Eh bien, ILS SONT Alors, pourquoi suis-je sur le point de vous montrer les résultats de backtest de FAP Turbo Well. Et c'est la meilleure leçon que vous apprendrez jamais dans la négociation de Forex robot: Les résultats de Backtest sont sans valeur à moins que vous pouvez les valider avec Live Trading à terme Qu'est-ce que cela signifie Bien, simple et au point: si vous backtest un robot et montre 100 demo Profit en un mois, il devrait PRODUIRE environ 80-100 bénéfice dans le commerce en direct. C'est tout. Pas plus et pas moins Alors, comment FAP Turbo effectuer en backtesting Eh bien. Pour ceux qui sont un peu techniques, permet de résumer ce qui précède: 11 Ans Back-test 14,088 Total des opérations 99,66 Gagnants 10,607 NET Profit 0,32 Drawdown Incroyable résultats droit Oui, TRÈS impressionnant. Dans le backtest, le robot a en moyenne environ 48 bénéfices par mois (10.607 divisé par 132 mois, soit 11 ans). Dans le commerce en direct, dont vous avez déjà vu la preuve, FAP Turbo a effectivement fait au moins DOUBLE que. La boucle est fermée. Le seul robot que vous trouverez que le commerce des clous en fait après le commerce dans le commerce en direct deux fois plus rentable que dans les 11 ans de back-testing Il ne peut simplement obtenir mieux que cette histoire vraie. FapTurbo est trop rentable pour les courtiers de bureau de traitement Plusieurs courtiers ombragés l'a interdit PDG de Scam Brokerage whines Entrez votre nom et adresse e-mail ci-dessous, et recevoir un rapport complet sur pourquoi un certain Forex Broker a interdit FapTurbo (parce qu'il était trop rentable) Toujours immobile, générant des MILLIONS de Dollars. PLUS: Vous recevrez également notre indicateur de signal spécial Bitcoin Trading pour MT4 Complètement GRATUIT Ces signaux Bitcoin font un retour moyen de 114.38 (Dans les 48 heures du signal en raison de la grande volatilité du marché). (Les détails seront envoyés immédiatement). Vous m'attendiez probablement à me présenter beaucoup plus tôt dans la lettre droite Bien, c'est ce que la plupart des gourous du Forex faire. Mais. Pour moi, il était plus important de vous montrer d'abord mes preuves audacieuses AVANT de me présenter. À la fin de la journée, qui vous êtes et ce que vous êtes est basé sur ce que vous pouvez prouver. Parler est bon marché ces jours So. Permet de le rendre formel. Mon nom est Steve Carletti et je suis un professionnel I. T. Programmeur et le développeur principal du robot Forex le plus précis et rentable dans le marché d'aujourd'hui - FAP Turbo. Je suppose que comme beaucoup de gens là-bas, mon rêve en tant que jeune enfant a toujours été de le rendre grand. Eh bien, je suppose que la plupart d'entre nous a eu ce rêve quand nous étions enfants droit Les questions est de savoir combien d'entre nous a vraiment rempli ce rêve En d'autres termes, combien de personnes ont eu le courage et le dévouement pour aller après ce qu'ils voulaient. Je suis désolé d'être si audacieux, mais la plupart des gens sont pathétiques. Pourquoi parce qu'ils vivent dans un monde IF. Seulement si je l'aurais fait. Seulement si j'ai profité de cette occasion. Seulement Si j'avais le courage. Seulement si j'ai pris le temps. Si Si, Si. Si. Si si. Eh bien, je n'ai jamais été une personne de la FI et c'est pourquoi je l'ai fait grand. C'est pourquoi je suis riche aujourd'hui et la plupart des gens lisant cette lettre ne le sont pas. Encore une fois, je m'excuse d'être si simple, mais c'est la réalité des choses et comme vous avez déjà vu mon monde est un monde fondé sur la réalité. Je me souviens encore au lycée. Alors que tout le monde était occupé à jouer et profiter de la jeunesse, j'essayais de trouver un moyen de gagner de l'argent. J'ai essayé toutes les occasions là-bas. J'ai effectivement rejoint au moins 7 programmes MLM Bien sûr, ils n'ont pas fonctionné. Mais vous savez ce que je réellement attribut mon succès dans la vie pour eux et toute autre occasion que j'ai essayé. Eh bien, pas vraiment Essayer des choses qui ne marchent pas vraiment m'a poussé de plus en plus à comprendre ce qui fonctionne. Il m'a donné plus d'enthousiasme et de poussée pour trouver un moyen de faire de l'argent GRAND. Mais j'ai appris une autre leçon aussi. Un très important, et je veux que vous écoutiez très attentivement ici: BIG Money Is Made PAS en travaillant dur mais en travaillant SMART je sais. Oui. Cela contredit tout ce que la plupart des gens ont été formés à penser: travaillez dur et vous atteindrez vos objectifs dans la vie. Bien. Permettez-moi de vous demander combien de personnes que vous savez que le travail tout au long du mois 12-14 heures par jour et à peine apporter à la maison un chèque de paye 3000. Maintenant, combien de personnes que vous connaissez qui apportent: sans travailler du tout. 100 sur le pilote automatique. Avec absolument aucune intervention humaine Eh bien, ce n'est pas précis. Vous me connaissez maintenant :-) Donc, en bas de ligne. Il n'y a rien de mal à travailler dur. Mon père a effectivement travaillé plus de 15 heures par jour pendant plus de 30 ans et je le respecte. Il a fait tout ce qu'il pouvait pour soutenir la famille. Mais la différence énorme entre mon père et VOUS et MOI est qu'il n'a pas eu une autre option. S'il avait un moyen d'apporter ces chèques de paie à la maison sans travailler si dur, je peux garantir qu'il aurait quitté son emploi de jour et a apprécié la vie comme il devrait être apprécié Oui. Qui a été la réponse de tout le monde autour de moi après qu'ils ont vu la vie que je menais. La vie FAP Turbo m'a donné Qui aurait pensé il ya 10 ans qu'un jour ce sera ma vie et de beaucoup d'autres commerçant le robot FAP Turbo Aujourd'hui, je vis le rêve que la plupart des gens ont. Rake en dizaines de milliers de dollars tout en se reposant, en jouant, en vacances, en regardant T. V. C'est incroyable comment les temps changent. Et son incroyable comment une grande découverte peut changer une vie entière Mais les gens ont toujours voulu en savoir plus. Ils ont voulu savoir pourquoi il est possible de faire tellement d'argent sans faire quoi que ce soit de trading Forex. Eh bien, ne peut pas blâmer Forex n'est pas quelque chose que vous entendez souvent. Il semble un peu effrayant quand vous entendez le terme pour la première fois Les avantages du trading Forex sont évidents: Low Startup Vous pouvez commencer avec aussi faible que 50 énorme marché 3 TRILLION échangés autour du monde tous les jours (En fait, le marché Forex est 245 Non stop action, 24 heures sur 24 5 jours par semaine (du lundi au vendredi) Volatile Le marché le plus volatil au monde. Ce qui signifie que cette occasion énorme à chaque moment de la journée Faible coût Alors que la négociation d'actions, les contrats à terme et les options que vous payez spread plus la commission, avec Forex votre seul coût du commerce est étalé (qui peut ajouter jusqu'à ALOT) , Il est IMPOSSIBLE de coincer le marché Forex. Et, peu importe combien de personnes commercent avec le même robot, son efficacité et sa rentabilité resteront intactes (HUGE plus) Up amp Down Profit de la hausse et de la baisse des prix. Vous ne vous inquiétez pas comment le marché va. Ohhh. Et, à la différence avec le marché boursier américain, vous n'avez pas à attendre pour un up-tick pour court-circuitant aucun commerce limité de taille comme BIG ou comme PETIT comme vous voulez C'est quelque chose que SEULEMENT le marché de forex vous permet. Vous devez être aveugle pour ne pas voir le potentiel incroyable. Et la vérité soit dite, mon vrai succès en tant que commerçant de Forex et concepteur de robot est venu seulement après que j'ai complètement compris la signification de ces éléments. Je savais qu'il doit y avoir un moyen d'encaisser sur cette occasion incroyable et grand temps Je savais aussi que je ne serais pas capable de le faire seul. À la fin de la journée, l'idée de produire le meilleur robot Forex en existence est tout à fait un grand défi Vous devez toujours connaître vos points forts. Mes forces sont l'organisation, la technologie de l'information, la persistance, le dynamisme et l'ambition. Mais. Je n'ai jamais été bon avec les nombres complexes et avec la programmation avancée Que faites-vous quand vous avez une grande idée mais pas toutes les qualifications pour la faire une réalité Vous travaillez avec LE MEILLEUR DU MEILLEUR dans ces domaines spécifiques vous n'êtes pas le meilleur Mike et Ulrich sont que le meilleur du meilleur j'ai réellement rencontré Mike et Ulrich pendant que dans l'université. Tous les deux étaient des geeks typiques que vous trouveriez étudier et venir avec de nouvelles théories tandis que la plupart des autres fêtaient Nous l'avons frappé très bien et sommes devenus de très bons amis depuis (bien que, je dois admettre qu'ils m'ennuient parfois avec leurs théories complexes Et des idées). Quoi qu'il en soit, Mike étant un vrai génie avec des nombres complexes et Ulrich étant un petit Einstein avec la programmation open source j'ai immédiatement vu le potentiel qu'ils étaient exactement ce que j'avais besoin de prendre mon idée de seulement et l'idée à un cash rentable tirant réalité Amoureux de l'idée de Produisant un robot Forex jamais vu avant. Je suppose qu'il correspond à notre personnalité faire quelque chose des commerçants, des banques, des gestionnaires de fonds etc étiquette comme impossible Et donc le plus grand projet Forex de ce siècle a commencé Les roues étaient en mouvement FAP Turbo était sur le point de naître. Nous avons une main sur chaque robot Forex unique sur le marché. Chaque stratégie Forex unique et la méthode disponible. Chaque idée ou pièce d'idée que nous pourrions trouver. Nous avons lu plus de 20 livres de conception de stratégie entre les 3 d'entre nous et souscrit à chaque service de publication Forex unique disponible. Voilà à quel point nous avons pris le projet FAP Turbo. Vous avez deviné juste. 99 de ce que nous avons vu, testé et étudié a été CRAP Bien, évidemment. Si ce n'était pas le cas, je suppose que d'autres auraient déjà trouvé un robot super-Forex juste. Et c'est une leçon que j'ai appris assez bien de ce projet. Même dans les informations de merde il ya de la valeur. Vous pouvez réellement comprendre pourquoi il est crap et venir avec des idées pour l'améliorer Mais vous savez ce qui a été la partie la plus frustrante Même les bons robots Forex nous avons testé bien travaillé SEULEMENT en backtests une fois que nous vivons échangé, nous avons réellement perdu nos pantalons. Oui. Nous avons perdu beaucoup d'argent dans le processus de test. Mais c'était la seule façon de savoir ce qui fonctionne et ce qui ne marche pas. Il était le seul moyen de comprendre pourquoi tant de robots Forex ne parvenaient pas à livrer les marchandises en vraie négociation LIVE. Connaissez-vous cette étape où vous êtes prêt à abandonner où tout semble une perte de temps. Rien ne semble fonctionner. Vous ne pouvez pas vraiment voir la lumière à la fin du tunnel Eh bien. Je dois admettre. Nous étions tout près de lui Mais notre travail a payé une fois que nous sommes tombés sur Marcus B Leary et son robot de Forex AutoPilot (forexautopilot). J'AIME ce sentiment de soulagement. Cette respiration profonde qui vient avec FINALEMENT. Enfin quelque chose qui semble fonctionner et faire sens Forexautopilot est une EA qui est constamment mis à jour par son créateur Marcus B. Leary qui lui-même est le pionnier de la programmation expert conseiller. Nous avons été très impressionnés par son travail car ce robot a été capable de ratisser de très beaux gains - de façon cohérente. Le risque commercial est élevé, surtout pour les sommes plus importantes. La formule tout ou rien n'est rien pour les estomacs faibles. J'ai appelé leur soutien et présenté moi-même et ce que je faisais avec Mike et Ulrich. Après un peu de va-et-vient avec le personnel de soutien, j'ai pu finalement parler avec l'homme lui-même. Nous avons frappé est éteint assez bien je wouldnt dire Marcus est le profil moyen Geek. Mais vous pouvez certainement confondre avec lui qu'il est le type de personne qui parlera avec inspiration et beaucoup de connaissances. Si vous parlez à Marcus, vous devez savoir de quoi vous parlez. Sinon, il s'ennuiera très vite. Quoi qu'il en soit, nous avons fini par parler pendant plus de 3 semaines. Échanger des idées. Construire une relation solide. Tout au long de nos conversations, j'ai insisté pour que Mike, Ulrich et moi puissions effectivement prendre son robot Forex et le rendre 10 fois meilleur (un peu audacieux, je sais). Il est sûr de dire que si c'était une autre personne que je parlais, j'aurais été soufflé. Mais pas avec Marcus C'est mon ami. Était Marcuss réponse à ma fanfaronnade constante que nous pouvons améliorer son robot Forex au-delà de la croyance. Que nous pouvons le laisser dans la poussière pour ainsi dire. Bien sûr, il y avait certaines conditions: signer un accord de non-divulgation. Jetez un oeil sur le code source caché de Forexautopilot et voyez si vous pouvez l'améliorer. Si vous êtes capable de faire mieux, vous pouvez avoir la nouvelle version pour vous-même. Faire avec elle ce que jamais vous voulez, je suis sûr que lorsque Marcus a dit ce qui précède, il était dans l'incrédulité complète que nous pouvons effectivement laisser son robot dans la poussière. Bien. Surprise surprise 9 semaines plus tard. D'innombrables heures sans aucun sommeil. Toutes nos connaissances. Toutes nos compétences combinées en programmation, en mathématiques et en analyse. Vivre, manger et respirer Forex. FAP Turbo a finalement été né Nous avons tiré FAP Turbo pour un back-test de 2 ans. Juste pour tester les eaux. Ulrich faillit tomber de la chaise. Et moi, quelqu'un qui est assez difficile à surprendre, était dans l'incrédulité complète. Je ne plaisante pas C'est l'un des plus grands moments de ma vie (et je suis sûr que dans Mikes et Ulrichs lifes à). Mais. Peu importe ce que les traders soi-disant vous dire, un back-test de 2 ans n'est pas suffisant. Pas presque. Donc, nous sommes allés pour les 9 mètres ensemble Nous avons tiré FAP Turbo pour un test de retour de 10 ans. Bien. Vous les avez déjà vus plus tôt mais laisse juste récapituler: 14.088 Métiers Totals 99.66 Gagnants 10.607 Profit NET 0.32 Drawdown Impressionnant. Jamais réalisé avant et je suis sérieux. Nous avons testé d'innombrables robots Forex. Nous n'avons jamais vu des résultats venant même près de ceux-ci. Mais maintenant le vrai défi était sur le point d'avoir lieu. Back-testing était OBVIOUSLY pas assez. Oui, des résultats incroyables, mais. comme nous le savons tous. Son seul backtested résultats. Backtests ne sont que la base d'un robot Forex. le début. Pensez-y un moment. Pourquoi pensez-vous que tant de gens là-bas vendent des robots Forex basé uniquement sur backtests. Parce qu'ils ne travaillent pas dans le commerce en direct Comprendre cela et vous serez des années-lumière avant de tout le monde, je suis absolument garantie que. Il était maintenant temps de lancer FAP Turbo avec un compte en direct. Le temps de mettre notre argent où était notre bouche. Il était temps de prouver à Marcus, tous les autres traders Forex là-bas et pour le monde entier que nous avons finalement fait, il - nous avons craqué le Code. Que nous avons fait ce que personne ne pensait possible: Un robot Forex qui dans le commerce en direct DOUBLE n'importe quel compte comme Clockworks 500 tournant dans 1,100 - en 2 courts mois 2,500 tournant dans 8,700 - en 45 jours 5,100 tournant en 25,100 - en 30 jours Havent vu les déclarations LIVE de ces comptes s'il vous plaît défiler vers le haut de la page) Le travail a été fait. Des mois et des mois de dur labeur étaient enfin terminés. Et il a payé beaucoup de temps Nous pourrions enfin dire. Mais plus important encore - PROVE: FAP Turbo Non seulement Backtests à l'air de 10,607 Bénéfice en 11 ans (Ou 48 par mois). Il a effectivement livré les profits dans le commerce en direct pour nous Notre affirmation audacieuse de nous produirons le meilleur robot de Forex dans existance était maintenant une réalité, nous avons produit le meilleur robot Forex en existence Pas de peluches. Pas de B. S. Pas de battage. Aucun commerce cueilli à la main. Pas de s'appuyer sur backtesting. . Mais PURE cold hard cash dans un vrai compte LIVE Nous avons effectivement publié le robot à un groupe de personnes sélectionnées. Nous voulions nous assurer que ce n'est pas seulement les Etats-Unis qui pensent que FAP Turbo est l'ultime le plus facile à utiliser l'argent faisant machine. Nous voulions des gens normaux, des gens sans expérience (des gens comme beaucoup de ceux qui lisent cette lettre maintenant) et sans connaissances Forex pour tester le robot et nos revendications Vérifiez ce que les gens disent sur FapTurbo: Anthony, commerçant professionnel et développeur, créateur de forexealab Lets see Ce que Anthony dit au sujet de FapTurbo Ive été commercial pendant 5 ans et même développé plusieurs systèmes de forex succès moi-même avec mon ami Ronald. Plus tard, nous avons décidé d'ouvrir notre propre site de test appelé forexealab où nous tester différents robots sur le marché et trouver le meilleur pour nos clients. Je dois dire que j'ai été vraiment impressionné par la performance fapturbo. Oui, la négociation automatisée Forex est possible Et VOUS pourriez le faire aussi Comme vous lisez cette lettre, le robot est en fait la production pour nous et de nombreux autres propriétaires FAP Turbo réel de trésorerie. Il a été depuis que nous l'avons tiré vers le haut sur nos comptes vivants et il continue à clouer le commerce après le commerce rentable, précisément et le plus important. MAINS LIBRES Vous avez vu les résultats. Vous avez été témoin combien il est facile de faire de l'argent trading Forex SANS savoir quoi que ce soit sur le Forex Et c'est très important donc s'il vous plaît payer une attention particulière. FAP Turbo installe en fait seul. Vous n'avez même pas à le faire. Voici la chose. Nous sommes conscients du fait que beaucoup de gens ne sont pas très bons amis avec la technologie. Donc, nous avons vraiment pris le temps et produit le robot le plus facile à installer que vous trouverez. Vous serez réellement étonné quand vous voyez comment facile et rapide il est de se lever et courir Nous donnons à un groupe choisi de personnes la possibilité de vivre le rêve que chaque commerçant unique dans le monde a: trading avec un robot automatique qui double l'argent comptant Chaque mois FAP Turbo n'est pas juste un produit commercial grande, c'est une solution de revenu complet. Les plus grands problèmes que les gens ont lors de la recherche d'une solution de revenu, c'est qu'ils n'ont pas la quantité de temps et d'argent nécessaire pour investir afin d'atteindre le succès (ou trouver quelque chose qui fonctionne effectivement). Faites attention: Il n'y a aucune autre opportunité de revenus sur cette planète que: Mike, Ulrich, moi-même et de nombreux autres propriétaires de FAP Turbo vivent le rêve de l'argent automatique. Temps libre pour faire ce que nous voulons. Tas d'argent pour acheter ce que nous voulons. Vacances QUAND nous voulons plutôt que quand nous le pouvons. Vivre sans soucis. Sans dette. La vie de luxe est une réalité que personne ne devrait passer Ce n'est vraiment pas beaucoup de fois une grande opportunité se présente. Je peux effectivement compter d'une main combien de bonnes opportunités sont venues mon chemin à travers la vie. Combien pouvez-vous compter Et de ceux que vous pouvez compter. Combien avez-vous avancer à l'assiette et prouvé à vous-même que vous faites quelque chose pour rendre votre vie et celle de ceux qui vous entourent MIEUX Donner un pas vers un avenir rentable et sûr est la différence entre dire que je voudrais avoir pris que étape. Et je suis heureux que j'ai pris cette mesure. Thats ce que tout est dans la vie. C'est ce qu'il se résume à Et vous savez. Beaucoup de gens pensent maintenant à eux-mêmes. Forex a à voir avec la finance. Puisque le monde est dans une crise financière, le robot fonctionnera réellement bien. Demandez à tout développeur robot Forex la même question et vous obtiendrez la même réponse Sure il va fonctionner. Et vous donner un peu B. S. Arguments pour savoir pourquoi il devrait fonctionner. PAS NOUS. Nous ne nous soucions pas vraiment de vous nourrir des arguments inventés. Nous disons. Oui, FAP Turbo fonctionne dans TOUTES les conditions du marché avec exactement la même rentabilité et la même précision. Et au lieu d'arguments de pourquoi il devrait fonctionner. Nous vous montrons PROOF concrète ça marche: Il est clair que FAP Turbo laisse chaque robot Forex suspendu sec pour ainsi dire Et c'est plus que les résultats LIVE que vous avez vu. Son mécanisme réel et les caractéristiques spéciales du robot qui le rendent si unique. Mains vers le bas. FAP Turbo est la meilleure solution absolue et la plus complète de revenu pour les personnes qui: Vouloir commercer avec le robot le plus précis et le plus rentable de Forex dans le monde 99 gagnants. Cant Monitor le marché Forex en raison d'un emploi de jour, les engagements, etc et que vous voulez un logiciel automatique pour le faire pour eux. Voulez-commerce Forex rentable, mais ne sais pas comment (pas besoin de savoir, le robot fait tout pour vous. De A à Z) Vous voulez une source de revenu secondaire ou primaire qui est cohérente. Vous voulez être parmi les 1 des commerçants de forex qui poussent leur compte commercial comme les champignons sauvages. Voulez-vous sortir de la routine ennuyeuse et frustrante de travail acharné et pas d'argent (mais souvent beaucoup de la dette) Voulez-vous commencer à gagner de l'argent aujourd'hui, pas dans 2 mois dès maintenant TRUE Story. FapTurbo est trop rentable pour les courtiers de bureau de traitement Plusieurs courtiers ombragés l'a interdit PDG de Scam Brokerage whines Entrez votre nom et adresse e-mail ci-dessous, et recevoir un rapport complet sur pourquoi un certain Forex Broker a interdit FapTurbo (parce qu'il était trop rentable) Toujours immobile, générant des MILLIONS de Dollars. PLUS: Vous recevrez également notre indicateur de signal spécial Bitcoin Trading pour MT4 Complètement GRATUIT Ces signaux Bitcoin font un retour moyen de 114.38 (Dans les 48 heures du signal en raison de la grande volatilité du marché). (Les détails seront envoyés immédiatement). Rien à configurer ou à configurer FapTurbo 3 est entièrement préinstallé sur votre MyFxChoice et Tallinex MT4 Plug solution de jeu d'ampli. FAPTURBO a vendu plus de 85 000 exemplaires, ce qui en fait le robot le plus vendu dans le monde et a fait l'objet de plusieurs mises à jour pour garder ses performances. Les concurrents sont venus et sont allés parce qu'ils étaient juste après le fléau rapide inondant la scène forex sans valeur ne fonctionne pas merde ou pire encore ce que j'appelle get-your-espère-up-for-a-week-then-blow-your - Martingale-trading-sceme-crap. Ce que vous obtenez avec nous est un SERVICE À VIE. Nous sommes devenus si populaires sur le forex pour une raison. Parce que nous continuons à développer et nous continuons à assurer une rentabilité maximale pour nous et notre communauté. Entrez votre E-mail: Achetez simplement une licence et installez-la sur le compte démo. Il est expliqué dans le GUIDE et les didacticiels vidéo. Salut, je suis de la Bulgarie et j'utilise Fapturbo sur un compte réel à partir de 2 semaines après une démo mois, je pense que cela fonctionne bien, mais le dernier lundi, je ne savais pas qu'il ya des vacances aux Etats-Unis, et j'ai réalisé certains perdus. Le total des résultats est un gain de 900 à 940 pour cette 2 semaines. Parce que mon compte est peu, j'ai décidé de choisir 2 max trois paires au commerce. J'ai importé les offres présentées sur le site pour exceller et calculé qui sont les meilleures paires de performance pour la dernière année, trimestre et mois, et j'ai décidé de négocier gbpchf, eurchf et eurgbp. Je pense que le marché est trop dynamique et il est utile pour moi périodiquement d'analyser les paires les plus performantes et de changer la stratégie. Comme un trou, je suis impressionné par le système et je pense que c'est très bon. Félicitations aux inventeurs et j'espère qu'il y aura des mises à jour périodiques en relation avec l'évolution des conditions du marché :) Cordialement, V. B. Bonjour. Comment ce FAPturbo sera livré seulement i l'acheter. Téléchargement en ligne ou sera-t-il posté pour moi. Si via le service postal. Quelle compagnie postale allez-vous utiliser. USPS. Est-il livré avec un numéro de suivi. Autre chose. Puis-je obtenir la dernière version. HIVER 2011 ou ce qui est le plus récent. Veuillez me répondre ici et à mon email. Je suis intéressé d'acheter cette urgence. Merci Fapturbo est livré immédiatement après l'achat dans la zone membre. Aucun frais de livraison requis. Oui, vous obtiendrez la dernière version. Est-ce que je dois risquer de l'argent si FAP Turbo fonctionne exactement comme vous l'avez montré Non D'abord, vous aurez 2 mois entiers pour tester le robot, et si elle ne répond pas à vos attentes - L'une des meilleures caractéristiques associées à FAP Turbo est que vous pouvez échanger sur un compte de démonstration jusqu'à ce que vous vous sentiez à l'aise en direct (vous pouvez ouvrir un compte démo avec n'importe quel courtier gratuitement et aussi longtemps que vous le souhaitez). C'est vraiment une opportunité sans risque. Howdy je ne sais pas à qui remercier pour FapTurbo, mais son totalement incroyable C'est le plus incroyable système de trading forex, Ive jamais vu Vous aurez aidé beaucoup de gens financièrement avec ce programme. Donc MERCI D'UN MILLION. Je vous remercie. John J. Moore Tout le meilleur Mike Hollow dit: Merci Le robot semble être kicking mais. Sur un compte démo de 5000, il a déjà fait 754 en seulement 2 jours. J'ai pensé que vous aimeriez le savoir. Merci encore Est-ce que les mises à jour sont gratuites pour les membres que je veux rejoindre S'il vous plaît contacter le soutien Suivre Forex maintenant depuis environ un an maintenant. J'ai été en train de lire des livres, de regarder des vidéos et tout autre chose pour me donner une meilleure compréhension à ce sujet. J'ai également été l'enseignement moi-même MQL4 et l'analyse de tous les EA sur les forums. Été en cours d'exécution de plusieurs comptes de démonstration essai manuel ainsi que le commerce automatisé. Développé quelques EA mais toujours rien à ce que vous prétendez Fapturbo Robot peut faire. Vos résultats semblent grands et il semblerait que nous avons vu les comptes vivants que vous avez mentionnés ici. Je n'ai jamais acheté une EA avant que je sentais qu'ils étaient des escroqueries. Avec votre histoire ici au sujet du développement et de l'essai de ceci, je vais aller sur quelque ampquotBlind Faithampquot et acheter Fapt Robot. Si elle peut aider à récupérer au moins ce que j'ai payé pour elle, alors je me sentirais bien sur l'achat. Nous verrons comment cela se joue dans les prochaines semaines. Je vous ferai savoir. Bonjour .. beaucoup de commentaires positifs. Wow 96 taux de frappe. Est-ce une erreur. Semble trop beau pour être vrai. Seul le temps nous le dira. Laisse le vérifier I acheter le système. Hier tous les 3 métiers étaient vraiment rentables. J'ai réussi le Robot sur trois comptes Brokers différents démo, tous avec d'excellents métiers, comme les gars montre sur cette page, avec la même limite prendre des profits, etc P. D: désolé mon niveau anglais. Je vous parle d'Espagne Steve, Mike et Ulrich. Vous êtes ce meilleur du meilleur je suis nouveau à ceci. J'ai eu le robot hier. Quelles sont les différences entre FAPTURBO Stratégie à court terme et à long terme FAPTURBO est une puissante combinaison de deux stratégies: Stratégie de Scalping à court terme et Stratégie Avancée à long terme FAP. Les deux stratégies sont construites à l'intérieur d'un expert expert FAPTURBO et peuvent être activées et désactivées facilement en utilisant le paramètre UseScalperStrategy dans les paramètres FAPTURBO. Chaque stratégie utilise son propre calendrier conçu et les monnaies alors assurez-vous d'utiliser la stratégie sur la paire de devises et le calendrier. Vous trouverez tous les détails sur chaque stratégie et ses paramètres dans le GUIDE FAPTURBO et les didacticiels vidéo Frederick D dit: Je n'ai pas de carte de crédit, alors je peux vous câbler le montant de US149.00, si oui alors s'il vous plaît faites le moi savoir Instructions de câblage. Je suis basé en Oman (Moyen-Orient) Cordialement, Frederick Dsouza Contacter l'assistance, S'il vous plaît. Le vrai test est de l'exécuter sur mon propre compte réel que je viens de faire. J'espère que je serai tout aussi excité dans 6 mois que je suis maintenant. Obviuosly ces gars ont fait un excellent reserch et backtesting. Quelle période et la devise dois-je choisir FAPTURBO dispose de 2 stratégies intégrées. Chaque stratégie est conçue pour ses propres paires de devises. Par exemple, la stratégie à long terme ne fonctionne que sur EURUSD M1. La stratégie à court terme de scalping fonctionne sur 4 paires: EURGBP, GBPCHF, EURCHF USDCAD, M15 Timeframe Je suis débutant dans le forex. J'ai déjà essayé 6 EA mais le forec Fapturbo EA loin le meilleur. Je l'ai acheté le 23 Déc et il ya 149 USD sur mon compte démo chez IamFX courtier comme support offert. J'ai choisi 100 000 USD de dépôt 1: 200 de levier et 1,0 taille du lot. Il y avait 5 métiers et tous les métiers a été couronnée de succès. J'espère qu'il sera aussi bon sur le compte réel que le compte de démonstration. Merci Sandor Est-il difficile d'apprendre et de mettre en œuvre votre système commercial Non La plupart des gens qui achètent FAPTURBO package commencer à négocier quelques minutes après l'installation. Nous fournissons des instructions détaillées et des didacticiels vidéo cool Puis-je ajuster les paramètres du conseiller FAPTURBO Bien sûr Vous pouvez changer la perte stop, prendre profit et plusieurs autres filtres paramètres en fonction de vos besoins. Tous sont décrits dans le GUIDE FAPTURBO. De toutes les escroqueries fapturbo et robot GPS est le seul 2 qui travaillent en direct acc. Mike, vous pouvez trouver des témoignages ici: fapturbo3testimonials Erik Anderson dit: J'ai acheté le FAP Turbo la semaine dernière et mis en place sur mon compte MetaTrader déjà en cours d'exécution. Les résultats sont géniaux et je ne pourrais pas être plus heureux. Même avec un risque prudent de 4, il génère toujours près de 300 jours. Déjà 2 des membres de ma famille et 4 amis ont également fait l'achat en fonction de ma recommandation. Nous vous remercions d'avoir publié un tel produit qui fonctionne comme prévu. Je suis tellement excité de voir le compte grandir tous les jours et je vais continuer à répandre le bon mot sur votre FAP Turbo robot Charlie de San Diego dit: FAPTURBO a vraiment changé ma vie, me faire de l'argent sur le pilote automatique. Il a triplé mon compte en 3 semaines Robot est toujours à jour avec des conditions de marché folles. Son une arme laser de vue dans les mains du trader forex Merci Steve, Mike et Uli. Et le support entier de fapturbo. Avertissement: Dans l'intérêt de la divulgation complète, nous ne pouvons pas dire que ces résultats sont représentatifs de tous les utilisateurs. Nous partageons simplement les résultats que nous avons personnellement obtenus sur nos comptes en direct au cours de notre trading forex. Nos résultats ne sont pas indicatifs des performances futures ou du succès. Nous n'impliquons pas que ces résultats soient généralement attendus ou atteints par quiconque. Il ya un risque important de perte associée à la négociation Forex. Les performances passées n'indiquent pas nécessairement les résultats futurs Certains des comptes présentés sur cette page sont des comptes de démonstration de simulation et des backtests aux fins de démonstration. Ils vous donnent une impression sur la façon dont le robot pourrait travailler et le commerce, mais ils n'indiquent pas nécessairement les résultats futurs. Avertissement: Sauf indication contraire, nous n'avons aucun lien avec la personne qui donne les témoignages. Lorsque nous avons un lien matériel avec la personne, nous indiquerons clairement la connexion. Les témoignages ne sont pas indicatifs de performances futures ou de succès. Acteur représentant l'acheteur réel. Les betatesters utilisés dans cette vidéo ont été fournis une copie d'examen du produit et un résultat a une connexion matérielle à notre site Web, ce qui peut influencer leur opinion. Dans l'intérêt de la divulgation complète, nous ne pouvons pas dire que ces résultats sont représentatifs de tous les utilisateurs. Nous partageons simplement les résultats de nos betatesters qui ont été atteints au cours du forex trading. Les résultats ne sont pas indicatifs des performances futures ou du succès. Les gens qui envoient témoignage ont tendance à être heureux avec le produit au moment où ils ont envoyé le témoignage, mais leur expérience peut changer avec le temps. Nous n'impliquons pas que ces résultats soient généralement attendus ou atteints par quiconque. Il ya un risque important de perte associée à la négociation Forex. Les performances passées n'indiquent pas nécessairement des résultats futurs. Avertissement: Dans l'intérêt de la divulgation complète, nous ne pouvons pas dire que ces résultats sont représentatifs de tous les utilisateurs. Nous partageons simplement les résultats que nous avons personnellement obtenus sur nos comptes au cours de notre trading forex. Our results are not indicative of future performance or success. We are not implying that these results can be generally expected or achieved by anyone. There is a substantial risk of loss associated with trading Forex. Past performances do not necessarily indicate future results Disclaimer: The fapturbo developers are actual people and not actors. The image is blurred for the privacy reason. FTC Required disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated we have no connection to the person giving the testimonials. Where we do have a material connection to the person we will clearly state the connection. Testimonials are not indicative of future performance or success. The betatesters used in the video testimonials were provided a review copy of the product and a result has a material connection to our website, which may influence their opinion. In the interest of full disclosure we can not say that these results are representative of all users. We simply share the results our betatesters that were achieved during the forex trading. The results are not indicative of future performance or success. All 5 video tesimonials shown on this page are REAL verifiable people and not actors. Disclaimer: This is the robot backtest for the period of bank crisis. This is shown for the demonstration purpose. No real trading was performed during that time.2017: Fires of Inspiration Event Dates: May 5-7, 2017 The Steampunk World8217s Fair is the world8217s largest Steampunk event Join us to meet internationally-acclaimed Steampunk author Gail Carriger see one of the world8217s most beloved Steampunk Bands, Emperor Norton8217s Stationary Marching Band and for literally hundreds of hours of vendors, programming, shows, entertainment, and things to see, hear, do, and experience Want to find out about our other adventures Check out the Jeff Mach Events website . Love Faeries and Fantasy Check out our Glimmerdark event Some rooms are likely to open up closer to SPWF, so keep checking back. An official overerflow hotel is available. We are actively looking for more official overflow hotels. Glimmerdark: A peculiar fairy festival for peculiar people February 3-5, 2017 Hyatt Regency, Princeton, New Jersey Don8217t miss out Ticket prices increase on December 10. Find out more at Glimmerdark There are a lot of deeply important things to reclaim. There are words, names, and ideas which have been taken from us and used against us. There are freedoms to reclaim. There are great causes to reclaim. Mine is not one. But though my cause is really damn silly, it8217s also as icy serious as a falling glacier. My name is Jeff Mach, and I am a servant of Joy, and that is nothing insignificant. I don8217t care much if I matter or not, but Joy is a part of our heritage, and frankly, it was often taken from us. Others have been denied the right to live at all, and that has more weight than I can measure. But we, the strange ones, the unusual people, the ones who give part of ourselves over to places outside the ordinary 8211 have spent our childhoods, even our adulthoods, being told that we were outside of the company of our fellow humans. I8217ll talk about that a bit more in a moment. One of our greatest responses, to my mind Conventions. (Or, in my case, festivals and faires.) Whatever you want to call them 8211 gatherings. Places where we could be what we wanted to be. Places where, for a little while, a piece of the world belonged, not to the people who tried to knock us down, but to ourselves. I brought ballpits to kink events I may have been the first to do it if I wasn8217t, we seem to have been the first to have writ it large and shouted it from the rooftops 8211 and said that ballpits weren8217t for kids, and weren8217t even just for the Littles among us: They were for us. Randall Monroe gave us an inspiration and a rallying cry: 8220Because we8217re grownups now, and it8217s our turn to decide what that means8221 . There was an event called Dashcon you can Google it, if you8217d like I don8217t feel any taboos about speaking ill of it through malice or ignorance or inexperience, they caused a lot of harm. I invoke Gray8217s Law: 8220Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.8221 Assuming they weren8217t malicious, it8217s pretty clear that they let themselves get caught in a cycle unfair to all those around them: 8220If we commit to a huge space and huge guests and entertainment, then everyone will buy tickets based on it, and we8217ll be able to pay for those things8221. To take an analogy from outside of the event world 8211 imagine someone who8217d been commissioned to make your wedding cake, and promised you something amazing at a certain price, because they were sure that news of the wedding cake would spread enough to bring in the business volume to make your cake profitable. And when that didn8217t happen, they left you with half a cake, and said they8217d give you some money back8230at some point8230later. (I8217ll leave out the part where they solicited 17,000 in unspecified funds during the event it8217s a big part of that story, but a small part of this one. The DashCon organizers apparently rented a ballpit. As often happens in the event world 8211 to me as much as to anyone 8211 sometimes you have something on a list, you find a solution to it, and you don8217t think about it. Maybe you should. But it8217s an occupational hazard there are a lot of details to take care of. DashCon8230. DashCon rented a thoroughly unsuitable ballpit for what they8217d promised, and then had the amazing audacity to offer, as part of a package of items being offered instead of refunds, 8220an extra hour in the ballpit8221. Given a ballpit that was not only awful and undersized, but which could fit, to my expert eye, about one zillionth of their ticketbuyers at a given time, this has become a bit of a recognizable meme. fusion. netmodernlifestorydashcon-tumblr - is not simply a good article about it 8211 it8217s got an excellent picture of that ballpit, in perspective, in the great grey loveless spaces which are convention centers. (If you rent a convention center, you either need to work with the fact that the space has no soul, or you need to work to infuse soul into it.) Let me get very, very candid for a moment here. I speak of serving Joy I8217d be lying if I didn8217t say that a lot of how I serve it is by asking people to take money out of their pockets and give it to me, in exchange for my building them an event. I don8217t want to speak as if I view myself as having a holy calling, which I do out of pure altruism. I create events for many reasons 8211 because I love them because I love what they can do because I love their abilities to create times and spaces which are transformative, simultaneously infinitely freeing and infinitely grounding. And absolutely because, if the work comes together well, I get a paycheck. (Well, not a paycheck 8211 but if the events do well, I have money.) Let me not lie and say that I don8217t love to sell tickets that I don8217t love trying to reach more and more people who8217ll come out and spend money on our events. But there8217s a simple self-limiting factor behind it, as all event-promoters know: If we don8217t keep working hard, if we don8217t genuinely try to make this year8217s experience wonderful, then we8217ll have money for now 8211 but next year, we8217ll have nothing, and deserve it. I love creating events. I work very hard to make money on those events, and to try to make sure people feel their money has been well-spent. I am obsessed with how to create better and better Playgrounds. But I Serve, I serve . with the part of me that believes in some kind of religion and spirit, and with the part of me that believes only in how human beings relate to each other 8211 with both parts of what make me myself, I. Serve. Joy. I serve it for all of the tribes which have taken me in 8211 the kink world, the geek world, the Faire world, those mad Steampunks. We have not, in terms of those tribes, had the hardest lives of people here 8211 we8217ve not had, say, the struggles for civil rights, for basic human rights, which define so many people on Fetlife. But we8217re all people who were told that we weren8217t allowed joy . We Geeks were told we8217d never find love, much less companionship. Kinksters have been fought on every civil and social level there is, simply to be allowed to be who and what they are. The Faire world, underneath it gaiety, is decades of sweat and dedication by people who made it their lives, when they could have lived more profitable, more secure, more financially and socially easy lives. And Steampunks are creatures of absurdity and creation they exist because they dare to take the ridiculous and use it as a jump-off point for imagination writ large there are a hell of a lot of people who don8217t want won8217t understand how much that means. (See, say, Steampunk on Shipping Wars8217. (I don8217t mind that they made me look like a jerk that8217s reality TV. I mind that they called us nerds, and meant it to bring us down. I don8217t accept that. 8220When you call me Nerd8217, buddy, you better smile.8221) There8217s nothing physically extraordinary about a ballpit they8217re surprisingly challenge to put together, assemble, and house well in any temporary space, like a hotel (or, indeed, a convention center). But it8217s not a unique achievement. I don8217t expect us to be the only kink event to have a ballpit. But I8217ll tell you this. We will have that ballpit. Some people suggested we take it away for a while, given all that it8217s symbolized for DashCon. But no boiling, frothing, melting brimstone and hellfire no . We are the strange we are the weird we are the different and we deserve love, happiness, and joy . just as much as any other humans. Through 8211 again, it doesn8217t matter which 8211 ignorance, or malice, some of the dreams of some our tribe were stolen a little while ago, and the smartest, sanest thing for us to all do is to guard our dreams now, to dream less, to dream more privately and more quietly, lest our dreams be stolen again. Fuck that on the multicolored horn of the unicorn I rode in on, friend. We8217re going to dream bigger . we8217re going to dream more . and, O dearly beloved, I will try to get an extra hour in the ballpit for every member of all of our tribes if I need to build a Ballpit Factory out of Legos and Minecraft materials, and make the goddamn balls myself . We will dream great things, and if we want to, we will damn well dream them in ballpits . Yours in service, Two girls dressed in the style of steampunk with arms. 2016 set records for heat, electoral disparity, deaths of beloved icons and, of course, the all-time galactic record for Most Super Incredibly Crappy Collection Of 365 Days Stacked In A Row. Ah, but 2017. You will own 2017. We have seen how ugly our politics can get now we have a chance, an understanding, and a reason to fight back. We have seen how, as must happen, the heroes of our youth pass away, and I am not the first to say simply: Now we need to become the icons of tomorrow. We need to dream big things, and make them real. The past months have terrified us, broken our hearts, broken our peace. But they have not broken our pride. They have not broken our strength. And they have not broken our knowledge that we are who and what we are, and we deserve to be those things, freely and safely . And we are inbued with the knowledge of what we must do: We can, and if need be, we will die, or kill, to protect those things . 2016 was a thousand knives in the back, a thousand warningless rabit-punches, was the pain principle triumphant over the pleasure principle. We were divided, anhedonic, shellshocked, stopped. And now we8217re ready. We8217re ready to create a more just and safe world 8211 not just in word, but in deeds. We8217re ready to work to create a place where we can be our true selves, in safety and without fear. We are ready to create the technology, the music, the art, the ways of thinking and the ways of seeing the world, which will inspire us, a legacy in which we can take true pride when we pass it on to the next generation. We8217re ready for you, 2017 . And we8217re hurtling towards you at breakneck speed. And you already belong to us . Come walk through a Dark haven and meet a veritifable feast of creators, developers, designers, and curators of Dark, Gothic, Strange, and Unusual Art, Fashion, Items and Treasures of every sort, Kink amp Alternative tools and toys, Games, and other works of the mind made real by your talented and creative kindred. For all the weirdos, freaks and independent thinkers who are drawn to the darkside, we welcome you For 3 Days we take over the beautiful Radisson Hotel in Piscateway, NJ and provide you with an escape to socialize, make new friends and create new experiences. Attend talks, panels, and QampA sessions on many subjects near and dear to your heart, interspersed with some burlesque, some talented musicians, and some fire and sideshow performers. Every night of the Con: DJ party by VampireFreaks, the longtime producers of Cybertron, Triton Festival, and other industrial darkwave delights. Pool party Ball Pit Movies Surprises But most of all: Come be part of the only Gathering of its kind on the East Coast Early Bird Special Weekend Tickets for only 25 Call the Radisson today at 732-980-0400 to get your rooms, and don8217t forget to reserve your tickets. Ask for the special discounted room rate 8211 8216dark side of the con8217. Only 115 per day per room 8211 these rooms will sell out fast So when I was 24, someone suggested to me that I was bipolar, and I thought that was ridiculous. I just thought he was trying to get out of treating me. But he was also responding to the chaotic nature of my life. As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long And what do I do with the time I8217ve got left Let me tell you a thing: Sure, 2016 was an awful year, and I can8217t wait to see it hurled into the Void. But 2016 is not stealing your childhood. People die. Wonderful, life - inspiring, world-changing people die. This is a part of life. We can8217t change that. We can wish all we want that it took longer we can, and should, mourn the irreplaceable, gifted human beings who will no longer dazzle and transform our lives. But we do not honor them by acting as though they should have been immortal beings or Gods. Hell, maybe they were gods, and, if so, they did what Gods do if they love humankind: The walked among us, here on Earth, were a part of our societies and world, made change, not on some faraway Olympian, but right here, with us. They gave us the gift of the fires of inspiration, and then, like all fire-givers, they had to leave us. But the fire still burns. And we will keep it burning always. And we owe them forever for what they8217ve given us, but we need to repay them as humans have, for millennia, when those we love, those we honor, those who bettered our lives 8211 are gone: We go on. We take the fires they gave us, and light them atop every mountain we make beacons of our minds and hearts and call out to the Universe: One of us dies But the rest are still here, and we will do great things No-one can replace the people we have lost they8217re unique. But we all carry, within is, the sparks to set something new aflame, to create and build ind shape and even re-think the world through their examples. No year, not even one as evil as 2016, can take that from us. Stop cursing the old year. Don8217t wait for the new year. Go forth, and Light. Cette. Flame . Busking is an ancient and honorable profession. If you8217d like a good historic view, have a look at this origin story, collated by the Montreal Buskers. But in its simplest definition, busking is the challenging art of performing for tips. Like many semi-professional performance situations, this can range from the spectacular to the terrible. In my 30 years as a working musician, I8217ve busked in all manner of places and had all manner of results. When I was fourteen, I played in an Irish bar, with the terrible songs a 14-year-old writes. A kindly old Irishman asked me if I knew any Irish songs, and I had to admit that all I knew where the eight songs I8217d written since picking up the guitar at 13. The man smiled and threw a hefty tip into my guitar case. 8220You should learn some,8221 he said. I8217ve busked for food money on cold streets, and that8217s really sucked. I8217ve busked in places which were clearly just exploiting free labor with the promise of tip money that nobody was going to give. I8217ve busked in places where I couldn8217t even afford a ticket . and had the chance, not just to see the event, but be a part of it, make friends, and fill up my guitar case coin of the realm. Let8217s face it: The performance realm requires a lot of 8220paying dues8221. Some of that is putting in the time and energy to master a craft, proving that you have an audience and can hold that audience, and showing that you8217d be an asset to the show. Sometimes that means going without sleep, sometimes that means working a full-time job and then practicing your craft at night as a second full-time job. 8220Busking8221, like 8220playing for exposure8221, can easily create a situation that8217s exploitative 8211 if the promoter views you as free labor and doesn8217t care about what kind of experience you have, doesn8217t talk to you honestly about what you can expect, makes grandiose promises which aren8217t based in reality. On the other hand, it can also be a very sincere door. I know a lot of performers who now perform full-time and command good appearance fees8230 who started out by saying, 8220You don8217t know me 8211 can I come in and play for tips, and prove myself8221 Choose your busking experience carefully. Here8217s a really good tip: See what shows have buskers who want to come back next year . That8217s a pretty strong rubric. For me, I love busking I love testing my skills and my ability to catch and hold an audience, I love getting into doors which might otherwise be closed, finding a way into peoples8217 hearts, going out and doing the hard work of reaching an audience, and being rewarded with their pleasure, their interest, and, yes, their modest financial contributions. It gets me passionate, it gets me excited, and I do some of my best performance that way. Busking may or may not be for you. Think about what you want think about where you can realistically expect to get in at this stage in your career, and what they might offer you think of what will make you happy and advance your career and ask all the questions you need in order to feel comfortable before coming in. The same thing applies to any performing situation, really, whether it8217s doing a friend8217s Bar Mitzvah for free (don8217t do that it8217s such an awful gig) 8211 to doing a show at DragonCon (which is the world8217s largest fantasySF convention, and has a strict policy wherein they claim not to pay anyone ). If you8217d like to busk at Glimmerdark, our peculiar Fairy festival. you8217re more than cordially invited to do so. You can get to the busking application right over at glimmerdarkbusking-application-open . You don8217t have to be mad, a vampire, or someone who likes wearing all black to attend. You just need to be someone who8217d like to spend a weekend away from 8220normal8221 people. Some people have been asking why we teamed up with VampireFreaks to make a new Gothic event they pointed out that 8220Goth is dead8221. My first response is that if someone thinks it8217s dead, I want to see the certificate and the autopsy. Not because I don8217t believe you, but because those things are damn cool. Also, as H. P. Lovecraft said, 8220That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons, even people dressed like Death might object to paying 12 for a Coke at a club8221. Goths, dark souls, alternative people, those who have no interest in being like everyone else: Rise up We8217ve built you a home Come out and enjoy it The only way to create a gathering with meaning is for us to shake off the worries and cliches of time and day jobs and get ourselves in gear and make our presences known Come find us this March. We8217ll be waiting for you: Dark Side Of The Con. with Voltaire . In addition to this awesome Steampunk World8217s Fair Darth Vader by Babs Who Takes Pictures, you8217ll find some great music in this article If you like Steampunk music, you might enjoy this This is the opening song to what was, at the time, perhaps the world8217s first Rock Opera (It8217s either that, or Paul Shaper8217s Dolls of New Albion. which is available for free listening at that link there.) You can hear a brilliant version by Shakira S, who recently played the role in the show8217s revival at this past Steampunk World8217s Fair. Here8217s Shakira8217s version of 8220Tale of Wonder8221 8211 and the lyrics are below. This is a tale of wonder, Worlds asunder Games the Gods Play with men Darkling calling Thoughts appalling One who fell, falling again Hope and cunning Actions stunning Heroic souls, and pure Recriminations, Explanations Which thoroughly fail to reassure Of dark ambition Sweet perdition And doom to avert Villains sneering Heroes nearing Full exhaustion yet alert Moral peril Humans feral With the aftertaste of sin Soul-benders Sweet surrenders Tingling on your tongue and skin Intoxication Degradation And an opiate most dear Ancient menace Meets modern chemist In a place of cog and gear New age borning Rose-and-thorning New chances and new fears Must now guide it Get inside it Do it right, or fail for years Science learning, Coal a-burning Futures turning sweet and bright Science dreaming Smoking, steaming And a mind oddly alight So our offers Deep-filled coffers Full of adventure high Draw you nearer See it clearer Whatevers coming It is nigh 8220A Full Head Of Tea8221 8211 by Babs Who Takes Pictures Steampunk is unlike any other genre in that no single voice or authority gets to make the rules. That gives you tremendous freedom. There was a brief time when some Steampunks thought you had to be fancy and standoffish. That was years ago, and those people pretty much all stopped hanging out with us. Now, you can just come and have fun Here are some bits of things I8217ve learned after seven years of running the world8217s largest Steampunk event: Don8217t worry about dressing up too much 8211 unless you want to Steampunk is, above all things, friendly, welcoming, and accepting. While most people enjoy wearing more Steampunish gear or garb, you aren8217t required to (unless it8217s a formal ball or something, but personally, I8217ve never attended a Steampunk event with a dress code, and I don8217t think I8217d want to.) And it8217s okay if you make your own, if it8217s not professional, if it8217s simple. It8217s also okay if you got it at Hot Topic. We love to admire what you wear, but we care a LOT more about YOU than about what you wear. Be friendly That doesn8217t mean you have to be super social 8211 it8217s fine to be shy. But in Steampunk, everyone, from the biggest names down to the newest fans, is an equal. We hang out, we drink tea together, we have good times. Do patronize Steampunk artists and creators, if you can afford it. I can8217t think of anyone who makes a ton of cash doing Steampunk we do it because we love it. Help encourage more Steampunk creation 8211 if you choose to spend money on stuff, consider buying it from people who make Steampunk art, clothing, music, gadgets, or entertainment. Bigotry, hatred, and intolerance were normal in the actual Victorian era. They have NO place in Steampunk. If you like Steampunk, invite a friend to try it. Remember, Steampunk is NOT some tiny secret club which is only fun because nobody knows about it. Due to the massive scope of Steampunk as a cultural force, it8217s an entire world. More people just means that we discover new things about Steampunk every single day Just follow Steampunk Tendencies. or check out just a few of the Steampunk bands out there, and you8217ll see what I mean. Steampunk is like anything else 8211 what you get out of it depends on what you get into it. Come in with an open mind and heart, ready to have a good time and try new things, and you8217re in for an incredible locomotive ride After a fairly shaky start to the day, Arthur8217s mind was beginning to reassemble itself from the shell-shocked fragments the previous day had left him with. He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject8217s taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject8217s metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject8217s brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. How To Make Steampunk Tea: Try to boil water. Realize that it8217s the 19th century and the water isn8217t safe, even if you boil it. Time-travel to the 21st century. Realize that most tea comes in little teabags. Cry forever. And I don8217t mean that in the sense of unthinking compliment. I don8217t mean it as cheering. I mean it as simple truth. In almost every space where you might question whether or not you8217re 8220enough8221, the question defines you. If you8217re thinking about it, if you8217re considering it, if you8217re putting out the effort of thought, then you almost certainly are . Unless it8217s a contest, your first and best judge is yourself. If it8217s a contest 8211 then test yourself There are a few times when that question might go to others 8211 if someone8217s creating a safe space. for example, for some specific piece of identity. But even then 8211 most of the time, you are still the best first judge. It might be a good idea to ask the space organizers if your identity fits their ideas on identity. But that8217s not necessarily because you might not be 8220enough8221 8211 that8217s because creating any space involves a number of decisions, and they might not align wholly with who and what you are. That8217s still not on you 8211 and again, if you have the politeness to ask . you8217re still showing qualities which would make most spaces into better ones. It8217s the ones whose confidence is automatic and not based in life experience, it8217s the ones whose assumption is that they8217re always a perfect fit, who give me pause. Not because they8217re necessarily bad, and not because they8217re necessarily wrong, but because not considering that you might be wrong is a danger and luxury. It relies, at the very best, on other people telling you when you are wrong 8211 and not everyone is willing to do that. Are you 8220enough8221 You are more than enough . You are a multitude of enough. 8220The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.8221 - Dante Alighieri Note: This is very much not directed at any particular group or organization. And I know 8211 trust me, I know 8211 a thousand counter-arguments to what I8217m saying. I know them because we8217ve debated them ourselves, for years. So I8217m not telling anyone what to do, or telling them that they8217re wrong. But I8217m telling them what is right or wrong for me. In short: I can, and do, speak only for myself, and for Jeff Mach Events. I wouldn8217t presume to tell other event organizers what to do, but I8217ll tell you what we do: Whenever possible, we make a damn decision, and we act on it. Do we act perfectly Friend, I8217m not even necessarily sure if we act well . I think we do. We work hard to do so. But realistically, we8217re dealing things with which the criminal justice system is, at best, unequipped to handle 8211 and at worst, downright shitty. We have tremendously varied levels of information. We have an incredible (and unfortunate) variety of situations. It8217s really hard to make the 8220right8221 decision, assuming that such a thing even exists . Can I admit something We don8217t ban a ton of people. But we8217ve banned enough people that my heart8217s broken over it 8211 because I love this world, and I love this community, and even if we were hugely wrong, even if 75 of our bans were unjust (and, sadly, I don8217t believe that8217s the case) 8211 the other 25 would still make me feel sick. The other day, I found out that someone I like and trust did a major fucked up thing, and my response was just to break out in tears in the middle of a crowded restaurant. I8217d like to get away from it, just take a few months and say, 8220Okay, other people on the team should judge these bans8221. But I8217m not going to. My name is on these events, and every ban is a serious and major thing. I can get help 8211 I have wonderful help I8217m not necessarily the main decision maker in these cases 8211 but I can8217t abandon it. And I8217m lucky, of course 8211 my major experience with consent violations is trying to assess them. I have not had my consent violated in decades. My role is the easy one. Are our systems perfect Far from it. Do we know the best way to do these things No-one I8217ve run into does. Are these things necessary for us Yes, they are. We are not a volunteer-run organization. We don8217t elect our officials. Jeff Mach events is owned by a person named Jeff Mach, and he is responsible for the consequences of this company8217s actions8230or inactions. I do this for a living I pay my own salary, and that of my employees, by running events. If we, as people who organize actual events, who create spaces for the community to interact and do so to earn our daily bread 8211 if we refuse to interact with the problems in the scene, then who will Photo by Babs Who Takes Pictures, from The Steampunk World8217s Fair 2013 We get a lot of new people at The Steampunk World8217s Fair, and we like it. Rennies, Goths, geeks, convention-goers, historians and anyone who loves imaginative worlds 8211 they all come to us for their first Steampunk experience, and we8217re honored. How do you do Steampunk 8220right8221 What are the rules Secret: There aren8217t any Oh, sure, if you show up as Gandalf or Captain Jack Sparrow, with no Steampunk elements, nothing fanciful, nothing 19th century, people will be sad. But if you take some form of alternative 19th-century history, interpreted YOUR way, nobody can criticize. Author GD Falksen once famously said 8220Steampunk is Victorian Science Fiction8221. Let8217s be honest: he8217s a Victorian science fiction writer . Of course he wants to see Steampunk that way. No offense, but Steampunk is much bigger. DO: Play around Have fun Be creative, and don8217t be afraid DON8217T: Let anyone tell you 8220You8217re doing it wrong.8221 DO: Try new things. Be creative if you want. But also, if you want to show up in a t-shirt and just get a feel for what8217s going on, that8217s okay. DON8217T: Fall into the trap of thinking the most elaborate, the most historically-detailed, the most 8220accurate8221 Steampunk is real. Nobody owns Steampunk. Nobody can tell you what to do. DO: Accept everyone and welcome them as comrades DON8217T: Discriminate on race, creed, gender, or even level of experience. We8217re past that. Get the theme It8217s this: Nobody owns Steampunk. Take something vaguely from around the 19th century and have fun with it. That is ALL you need to do to. You can always do more 8211 but you Do. Not. Avoir. À. Just go out and enjoy yourself. Be a Steampunk Fairy. Be a Dark Victorian. Be a Steampunk Goth. Be of whatever race, gender, sexual preference, or other attributes which fit you NONE ARE WRONG We whatever you want to be. Come to Steampunk, find us, and have a home. The Steampunk World8217s Fair is dedicated to radical inclusivity in Stemapunk. We8217re also the world8217s largest Steampunk event. Coincidence ABSOLUTELY NOT. Create a safe home for people, and you create a place that8217s ripe for all the creativity and joy Steampunk can muster. We do Fairy Things. We do Goth Things. We do adult-only things. too. And they all have one thing in common: ALL ARE WELCOME. Come be whoever and whatever you want to be. We8217d love to welcome you. Join us Join us and to keep me writing: 8220The world always seems brighter when you8217ve just made something that wasn8217t there before.8221 - Neil Gaiman So I run events for a living. But I don8217t call myself an event organizer I call myself a Playground Builder. And here8217s why: My younger brother is developmentally disabled. He8217s 35 now, but his mental age is somewhere in the 2-4ish range. (I can tell you: My brother was a 30-year-old My Little Pony fan way before it was cool.) And Louis loves the things kids love. Trick or treating. Toy stores. Playgrounds. It was the playgrounds which taught me the best lesson, and I8217d like to share it with you. Louis is a kid. That8217s how he acts, that8217s how he sees himself. He8217s not big for his age 8211 something arrested his physical growth as well as his mental acuity 8211 but he8217s easily twice the size of the people he perceives as his 8220age8221. And he really doesn8217t speak as well as someone who is three or four he8217s got unusual verbal tics and mannerisms. This is the thing: The worst playground in the world is the one where kids turn away from him, won8217t respond when he talks to him, or, hardest of all, laugh. The best playground in the world is the one where a person, usually so small in comparison that they need to reach way way up to do it, takes him by the hand and leads him over to come and play. In other words, the playground matters very little8230compared to the players. I don8217t build physical playgrounds I build events. And if you want to try to have a great event, I believe you should try to have events which encourage wonderful people. And don8217t be afraid of seeming corny or silly 8211 sure 8220wonderful people8221 sounds more like a description for a kid8217s show than a kink event. I don8217t care the phrasing works. Praise kindness and model it in your own actions. Value respect. Fight for safety even when it8217s very hard to know how to make a space 8220safe8221. Discourage hateful people. Turn down their money urge them to take their business elsewhere. Let me give you, then, my big secret, the formula, the recipe for a great event: 1. Attract amazing people and try to treat them well. 2. That8217s it. Do you happen to know a song called 8220Werewolves of London8221 It8217s by a fellow named Warren Zevon, now deceased. There are two things I think about, when Warren comes to mind: For a number of reasons, he8217s my favorite recording artist (and his musical performances were some of the best I8217ve seen. That8217s saying a lot, as, when you run The Steampunk World8217s Fair, you see a tremendous amount of live music throughout the year. But there8217s something about Warren8217s dark, funny, moving, sweet, sharp-edged lyrics which really gets to me, and I admire his range his career spanned all the way from country to hard rock to cyberpunk to singer-songwriter. There is a man who REALLY REALLY REALLY hated singing 8220Werewolves of London8221. See, 8220Werewolves of London 8221 was Warren8217s hit song it happened near the beginning of his career 8211 after he8217d had enough failure and rejection to really appreciate having some success. It brought him to Letterman (and he and David Letterman became friends he was later on several times, and featured Mr. Letterman in one of his songs). It took him out on tour with a great band. And it launched8230 8230what you might pretty much see as a career that declined from that on. Declined financially, I mean artistically, he did incredible, incredible things over the next two decades. But they just didn8217t get noticed. He still wrote a lot of very quirky, offbeat songs, just because that8217s what he did. But reviews (and oh, I read a lot of his reviews, in actual newspapers and magazines, pawing through the pages to hear what they thought of Warren8217s new album 8211 the reviews all said: -8220It8217s a good album, but he8217s trying too hard to have another 8216Werewolves of London8221 -8220It8217s a good album, but there8217s no 8220Werewolves of London8221 here. After Warren8217s death, his executors made a lot of live recordings (bootlegs) available over at archive. org. and I do, of course, own all of his albums (8220fan8221 is still short for 8220fanatic8221 of all the slang terms I8217ve heard in my life, that one8217s never changed). I8217ve heard Warren sing Werewolves many times. There8217s that crisp, sharp, punchy delivery when it first came out on album. Then there8217s the roaring rock-band wall of sounds on the live album, with strut and cheeky messing with the words. And then8230 8230.then, I have about two decades of Warren not wanting to sing this damn song anymore. You can hear it in his voice. And he was an ironic person, he8217d say, 8220And now, it8217s that time I8217ve been looking forward to ever since my last drink8221, or 8220I think you know what happens now8221. Never disrespectful to the audience, but the bitterness is visible, and while his playing is meticulously, technically correct, and he8217s carefully on-key8230 there8217s no joking around, as there often was with other old songs that made it into his 90s sets. Warren Zevon worked with Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Dave Gilmour, George Clinton. One of his songs became a hit for Linda Rondstadt. He8217s one of few rock musicians who made coherent Cyberpunk concept album, 8220Transverse City8221. And all most people wanted was that 8220Aoooooo8221 song. He still makes it onto classic rock stations, and sometimes into 8220thousand greatest song8221 countdowns. Sometimes, his other songs will make an appearance 8211 if the DJ is feeling very, very puckish, or if it8217s Two for Tuesday. I was a kid in my twenties, watching an artist in his late 40s desperately, desperately trying to escape his one-hit past through making great art. In 2002, Warren was diagnosed with throat cancer citing his lifelong fear of physicians, he wryly said, 82208221I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years.8221 Rather than have his voice incapacitated by treatments whose prognosis was dicey, he recorded a final album. 8220The Wind8221. It8217s a great album. It never enjoyed commercial success, but the music8217s original, strong as anything, and runs a range from gently poignant to raucous. Still, as I listen to it again, I can8217t help but be struck that here was a man who died doing what he loved, and died throwing himself into his work 8211 but I8217m not sure if he died happy. I8217m not sure that he ever got out from under that one hit which defined him to the majority of the world. As I look at what I could create and do in the world, I think of Warren often. I want to do something that people remember, something which endures after my death. But I also don8217t want to be remembered for just one thing, or just one piece. I8217d like to do a lot of memorable things. I8217d love to create a lot of great art. I don8217t know if I have it in me, or, if I do, if I8217ll be able to show that message to other people. But I know I8217m going to make an attempt. I8217m going to slay the werewolf. Or I8217m going to die trying. Oh, good heavens. Magnetic Why, of all things, must I be magnetic 8220He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he traveled time For the future of Mankind.8221 Gilbert amp Sullivan The very worst of it all is that I8217m not some sort of ordinary figure of magnetism, attracting various metallic substances. I could see that being quite useful I would seldom drop my shillings when hailing a cab, ironmongers would pay me protection money to avoid their shops, and I should never lose a game of jacks. But no I had to be a freak magnet. Here I am, visiting the future. 8220Thank goodness8221, I thought to myself, 8220I8217ll be amongst sane, rational people of a wiser age. The world shall make sense. No doubt we8217ll finally have figured out how to harness the moon for its natural cheese resources, and we8217ll end barbaric practices like drinking, or dancing in public.8221 But no. No I appear to have appeared within a crowd of Steampunks . I haven8217t any idea what a STEAMPUNK is, and yet, they take me for one of their own Their top-hats are peculiarly large or small they all have the most dubious pocketwatches I have ever seen and I am distinctly aware that not all of them might be adult, male, and subjects of the Queen. Who knows what horrors await Still, until my time machine can be re-fueled, I8217m stuck. Fortunately, it runs entirely on phlogiston, so that oughtn8217t be hard to find. Until then, some of these 8220Steampunks8221 have promised to introduce me to something called 8220Absinthe8221. They say it contains herbs and, as such, I am certain it will have healthful medicinal properties 8211 so what could possibly go wrong Steampunk8217s strength is the fact that it comes from the people, that anyone can make Steampunk, that all of us can help create what Steampunk is and can be. And Steampunk8217s weakness is that if you devote a business to it, if you devote a large chunk of your life to it, you might not succeed. Steampunk8217s not Disneyland or Action Park or the California Renaissance Faire or some other major attraction, with million-dollar budgets and international fame. It8217s this ever-expanding, but still small and fragile, universe, and we are building it piece by piece, step by step. And sometimes, the steps are too high. We remember Steamcon. the world8217s second-largest Steampunk festival. It was an event beloved by all 8211 and it ended 41,000 in debt (see the article for details). We remember events you might or might not have seen 8211 The Greater New England Steampunk Festival, for example. Frozen In Time. Steampunk Gettysburg. If you love Steampunk, remember: you need to support it to keep it alive. You don8217t necessarily need to support our event that8217s not why we8217re writing this. We8217re writing this to remind you that you need to support SOME kind of Steampunk if you want Steampunk to continue to survive. Goodbye, Steampunk Unlimited. We will miss you. Were you around for all the years people kept saying 8220Steampunk is when Goths discover brown8221 It8217s not true. But I see where they get that from. It seems clear that, whether or not Goth lead to Steampunk, Steampunk wouldn8217t exist as it does without Goth. Goth was one of the first cultures to say, 8220We8217re creating this world of imagination, and we want others to share it with us8221. When I went to Goth clubs in the 80s and 90s, it was clear that they were trying to make an atmosphere, a world, which was shared by all the inhabitants. Sure, we knew we weren8217t vampires, we knew we weren8217t 19th-century poets, and we knew that clove cigarettes tasted terrible. I8217m pretty excited to take all of the knowledge from The Steampunk World8217s Fair and our Wicked Faire and put it towards Dark Side Of The Con. an event collaboration between Jeff Mach Events and VampireFreaks. It8217s going to be an amazing event. You should go. OMG YOU GUYS it has come to my attention that SOMEONE on the internet is saying that my fictional 19th century zombies are NOT SCIENTIFICALLY SOUND. Naturally, I am crushed. To think, IF ONLY Id consulted with a zombologist or two before sitting down to write, I couldve avoided ALL THIS EMBARRASSMENT. Cherie Priest Why go to conventions Because they8217re your highest percentage move for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse I mean, 8220fun8221 Who believes in 8220fun8221 Friendship, companionship, being with people like you, having a chance to be yourself Nahhh. Those aren8217t real reasons. The real reasons are strategic: to spend as much time as possible somewhere relatively immune to attacks by the living dead. Military bases don8217t count, since our brave military will be fully engaged tackling the first lines of the combat, and we salute them for it. Secret government installations Hell no. Where do you think the Zombie plague came from in the first place Shopping malls Not anymore. Too many people saw 8220Dawn of the Dead8221 before their surcease and untimely resurrection. They8217ll know to swarm in via the Hot Topic entrance that employees propped open so they could smoke cloves. No way, Jim. I want to be at a convention: a place where they8217re potentially selling swords, chainmail, and handbooks for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. I want to be surrounded by gamers and other tactical thinkers. And, hell, I remember my last office job much too well. If I the Zombie Apocalypse happened in that dead, boring little space, I8217m not sure anyone would even notice . The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson People from all sides of the political spectrum have, as late, asked us to take ourselves a little more seriously. And these are what Dr. Thompson would call Serious Times. But to some extent, I know this: We are Steampunks, and we are dedicated to the power of frivolity. The world needs big things. It needs Solutions. It needs Health and Prosperity and Safety and Freedom. But the world needs this thing, too: The world needs Frivolity. The world needs the ridiculous. The world needs the ability to laugh, to imagine, to take flights of fancy from here to the hottest night spots of Neverland. We don8217t recommend escapism. Imagination, humor, and laughter are not ways of hiding from the Real World they are ways of altering how you deal with The Real World, and how it deals with you. That is a power as great as any known to Science or Magic, and by Thunder, we WILL use the power of the eccentric, the unusual, the bizarre, and the peculiar to create a little joy wherever and whenever we can After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one8217s own relatives. We8217ll be expounding on this in later missives, but for now, we try to be guided by that primary rule: What would Oscar Wilde do Regardless of your circumstances or convictions, it8217s certain what Mr. Wilde would do, when confronted with a Thanksgiving feast, and the peculiar spectre of relatives: He would raise his spirits, raise a glass, and raise a little Hades. He would eat, drink, and be merry, and to Mercury with worry, fear, and regret I don8217t know about you, but this holiday season, I will follow his example, at least when at the table. Away from the table, there8217s a whole world to conquer. But at the table, conquer as Oscar would: with wit, with charm, and, failing that, with an invariant eye towards making sure that the very best things on the table didn8217t go to waste. When we created Glimmerdark. we were thinking about this: Then there is the witches8217 explanation, which comes in two forms, depending on the age of the witch. Older witches hardly put words to it at all, but may suspect in their hearts that the universe really doesn8217t know what the hell is going on and consists of a zillion trillion billion possibilities, and could become any one of them if a trained mind rigid with quantum certainty was inserted into the crack and twisted that, if you really had to make someone8217s hat explode, all you needed to do was twist into that universe where a large number of hat molecules all decide at the same time to bounce off in different directions. Younger witches, on the other hand, talk about it all the time and believe it involves crystals, mystic forces, and dancing about without yer drawers on. Everyone may be right, all at the same time. That8217s the thing about quantum. Terry Pratchett, 8220Lords and Ladies8221 What is it that we love about Steampunk You can take it anywhere you want you can have a Steampunk House or you can just show up in a t-shirt, and what8217s even better is that those two people are perfectly likely to step up to the bar at one of our events and share a beer. It8217s not a competition it8217s building a world, and you can go big or go small. Nobody can tell you that your Steampunk is right or wrong nobody owns Steampunk . And this is the secret: Nobody owns magic . either. Nobody owns Fairyland. We can do with it what we want, we can make it what we want. I8217d say that we8217re only limited by our imagination, but that8217s not true we are far more limitless than any individual imagination . Steampunk8217s death has been predicted time and time again, and it8217s never died, and that8217s not because it has some message more enduring than Disco or pet rocks or Napster. It8217s because nobody can say, 8220That8217s not Steampunk stop it8221 People all over the world create more Steampunk things every day, and it just makes the Steampunk universe bigger. We wanted to play with another world that big. And we honestly wanted one that had even fewer rules, so that if we wanted to, we could ABSOLUTELY wear our Steampunk gear 8211 or our pirate stuff, our Gothic garb, our geek attire, our khakis. That was the birth of Glimmerdark. If you8217ve enjoyed The Steampunk World8217s Fair or other Jeff Mach Events. come to Jeff Mach8217s Glimmerdark. We8217ll bring the magic. You bring the steam-cannons. Are you searching for a Steampunk holiday gift If so, might we humbly suggest that Steampunk World8217s Fair tickets are pretty darn splendid There8217s more We8217ll help your gift stand out Just buy your tickets, and then print out one of these designs by Egregore 8211 The Art and Design of Aristotle Pramagioulis. You8217ll be able to give your friends and loved ones a really, really amazing card to accompany your tickets. Just get your tickets at steampunkworldsfairtickets. then print out the image of your choice, and voila You8217ve got a holiday gift fit for royalty Click on the images to view a larger, full-size version. I am a misfit born of misfits. And I don8217t speak for all misfits8230but I offer this Thanksgiving blessing to all who need it 8211 To those whose families love but do not respect them: May you be able to return that love, but may your loving heart stop seeking an acceptance that is deserved, but doesn8217t exist. For those who must hide essential parts of their lives from those who we were told would always love us, no matter what: May you recognize that blood is genetics, not an unconditional bond, and if parts of you are secret, you are not to blame. And for everyone about to sit around a table with kin who are sometimes far worse than strangers, may you know this: Your birth family is what you were given, for good or ill. But we, your chosen family, we love you and care about you for who and what you really are . If Thanksgiving is hard, then I hope you can remember that your real family is always with you. Be strong because we, all those of us who do not quite fit, need every jot of strength we can find today. And be comforted in the knowledge that we, in turn, know you are there for us. And we will get through this together. I would hate to be taken seriously. Serious people are always so grim and uptight that they make me want to dance naked on the lawn playing a flute. Robert Anton Wilson Have you ever been to an event the night before it starts, the night before registration8217s set up, the night before everything in place There was a time in my life when I only ran two events a year, instead of the seven or either I run now. My events tend to start on Fridays, and I always wondered about the odd magic in the air on Thursday night, even when nothing was happening. The truth is, the night before a convention is a very special time. For one thing, it8217s difficult to fully mask the sound of the power tools and the ionic phase shift generators, even behind the subtly-loudened lobby music and that suspicious clatter from the supposedly-empty kitchen. It takes the hotel crew hours of backbacking labor to bend, twist, and chop down the walls, and partitions which protect the hotel from reality. It8217s necessary to unwarp-time, to let dimensional existence finally breathe out and release the other elsewhen dimensions, and then it can take hours to generate enough Tribbles to sop up the ether water from the bits of the Eighth Sea which manage to seep through. And hell, that8217s nothing compared to what they have to do to put all the barriers back and pretend that the 8220normal8221 world is actually reality on Sunday evening. Pretending the world is normal is a terrible, awful, miserable job, and I8217m glad I, for one, don8217t have to do it. Wed like to cordially invite you to THE GREAT STEAMPUNK TALENT SEARCH The Steampunk Worlds Fair, the worlds largest Steampunk festival, has helped some of the best-known performers in Steampunk get discovered. Now wed like to share the Steampunk joy. Were seeking the greatest undiscovered Steampunk talent in the world Were looking for any sort of Steampunk performer. band, artist, or creators. Well transport you to the show, give you meals and hotel accommodations for the weekend, and give you top billing, right up with our shows headliners, plus a thousand dollars All you need to do are: 1. Submit a programming application . Be sure to choose the Great Steampunk Talent Search option when you answer the application question Is there a specific section of programming youre interested in applying for 2. Send us a video of your performance It can be a professionally-produced video, or it can be a simple piece from your camera as long as we can get a clear idea of who you are and what you do. Send the video to email160protected with subject: SPWF Talent Search. 3. There will be one winner. The winner will be announced on February 1, 2017. And hey Do you know someone who should enter this talent search Please pass this info along Photo of Emperor Norton8217s Stationary Marching Band by the inimitable Babs Who Takes Pictures. If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me 8220How do we get accepted to The Steampunk World8217s Fair8221, I8217d also have a lot of people also asking me, 8220Hey, where did you get all those dollars from8221 For us, the only way to get in is to go through the application process we get hundreds of applications, from all over the world, and if we didn8217t use a strict application process, we8217d lose track. There are just too many people applying for us to keep track of that information in email chains or phone conversations. That8217s why it still comes down to the application. Here are some tips that work with us, and a bit of our point of view. I hope you find this helpful Help us hear your best 8211 and most appropriate 8211 music or performance . It8217s amazing to me how often someone8217s application will say 8220You can just search for me on Youtube8221. Well, yes, and if we were looking at ten applications, that might make sense we8217d want to take time to go through your work, see what might seem to best represent you, play and measure those videos8230but we don8217t. Please, please help us help you 8211 direct us to the aspects of your work you would MOST like us to see, the parts you feel will best help a stranger understand your work quickly and appreciate its value, AND8230 Do make sure that we see why you8217re a good fit for a Steampunk event. Is your work clearly Steampunk Is it in some similar realm of imagination What makes you right for this show, and this show right for you Have good social media . When I was young, venues would ask, 8220Do you have a following8221, and they had to pretty much trust you if you said, 8220I sure do8221 (Of course, if you said you did, and then had a small turnout, you weren8217t likely to be invited back.) Social media is not the ONLY way we judge performers 8211 lots of great performers just plain hate social media andor aren8217t good at it 8211 but it8217s definitely going to be some indicator of your ability to bring in an audience. So if you can, it8217s worth time making some of your social media presence as strong as you can. Make sure we8217re a good fit for compensation on both sides . Realistically, the goal is for every performer to be happy with compensation, and for the event to be equally happy. We don8217t expect each group to pay for itself in terms of sheer attendance 8211 and, in fact, that8217s rather rare, for us. We8217re a festival people go for the combination of shows, not any one show, and people who DO attend just to see one performer are actually NOT our optimal guests. Because our event is a great deal if you want to see a lot of Steampunk. It8217s not a great deal if you want to see just one hour worth of programming during the weekend. You don8217t need to 8220look Steampunk8221, but if you don8217t, you need to give other reasons why you8217ll fit well. Billy Idol, in his song 8220100 Punks8221, said, 8220If you don8217t have the look, you8217ll never be one8221. That is NOT true But we ARE looking for people who8217ll connect with a Steampunk audience, and that audience often looks to see affirmation of their own look and style in yours. If you don8217t offer that direct connection, be sure you offer other kinds of connection. If you8217re accepted 8211 promote your appearance It8217s part of our job to support your appearance by letting people know about you. It8217s part of your job to support our show by letting people know about it. If you8217re part of our event, know that we WILL tell the world about you Please do return the favor 8211 that interaction is really important to having a longterm relationship with us. The Steampunk World8217s Fair 8211 8220Wonders Untold8221 We8217re not a Steampunk Convention, we8217re a rambunctious and irrepressible Steampunk Festival Whats the difference between a festival and a convention Well, wed actually like to quote an interview that one of our founders did with Dieselpunks. org: I actually had this discussion, over at BrassGoggles, about the difference between a Festival (as we are) and a Convention. Obviously, we have a lot of convention elements, and Steampunk conventions have elements which are a lot like our festival. But we feel theres this difference and Im quoting right from freedictionary 8211 a Festival is: a day or period set aside for celebration or feasting, esp one of religious significance any occasion for celebration, esp one which commemorates an anniversary or other significant event an organized series of special events and performances, usually in one place a festival of drama Archaic : a time of revelry merrymaking (modifier) relating to or characteristic of a festival If you would like to contrast it with convention and we love conventions formal meeting of members, representatives, or delegates, as of a political party, fraternal society, profession, or industry or The body of persons attending such an assembly. We were then asked: What will set the Steampunk Worlds Fair apart from other events Flat-out insane devotion to providing a sensory overload of entertainment Also, Legos. The Steampunk Worlds Fair is thoroughly dedicated to fun, inside and outside We see the exuberant creativity of Steampunk as a method of creating color, fascination and joy. basically, we throw one hell of a party, with some of the finest entertainers, creators, authors, artists, designers, builders, and imagineers in the world. And we want you to come along and celebrate with us (They said conventions, but meant events. It was early enough that people didnt really think of Steampunk in terms of festivals much, especially on this side of the pond.) Originally published December 7, 2011 Puck says: If you8217re attending Glimmerdark, our Faerie Festival, do listen You see, by November 15th, we8217re going to require that everyone who8217s in the Hyatt Regency either be a paid attendee, a volunteer, a vendor, a performer, or an attendee who emails email160protected asking for special dispensation to buy tickets at a later date. You can get tickets AND information at Glimmerdark There8217s 150 rooms out of 360 currently assigned to people who8217ve had them for over half a year and haven8217t bought tickets, and there are people who want to go who are making the decision to attend other events because they can8217t get rooms in the main hotel. I don8217t like doing this, but this is not fair and not okay. If you love Wicked and are worried this won8217t be an event you enjoy: Please drop your room and let people who DO want to attend have that room, and if you later decide you like this event, you may be able to get a room in the main hotel. Thank you. It is important, in event planning, to try to pick an event date which does not conflict with other major events. This is often impossible there are just too many events out there, and peoples8217 definition of what a 8220local8221 event is can vary tremendously. If one person runs a Steampunk event in New Jersey, and another person runs a Steampunk event in a massive antigravity fortress circling Princeton in ominous, ever-widening circles, some might ask, 8220Are these events too close together8221 Though, admittedly, most people are too busy with the whole fleeing in terror thing to ask too many questions. I forget my point. Has anyone seen my cannon At any rate, try hard not to conflict with other major events. So try to avoid scheduling opposite: The storming of the Bastille The end of the world. Free Comic Book Day. Sea Monster Mardi Gras The day the music died The night of the living dead The long dark tea-time of the soul Arbor Day. Because, as Sarumon illustrates, you never, EVER want to piss off the Ents. With love from we folk of Jeff Mach Events. creators of The Steampunk World8217s Fair and Glimmerdark Faerie Festival. Sure, we think you should convince your friends to become Steampunk because of the limitless creativity and joy of the music, clothing, performers, art, literature, culture, and general magnificence of Steampunk itself But if that fails8230we recommend cheating. 8220Hey, do you know what would be fun for Halloween8221 you can say, innocently. 8220Steampunk Steampunk8217s this genre where you dress up like Victorians, but with goggles and gadgets. It8217ll let us wear really snappy Sherlock Holmes-style clothing, and other people will be really confused by all the gears, but they8217ll think it8217s amazing.8221 8220But what if other people don8217t understand what we8217re doing8221 This is what your friends will say. Croyez-moi. I8217ve met your friends. 8220Don8217t worry8221, you can reply, confidence beaming out of every pore. 8220If they don8217t understand Steampunk, we8217ll just pretend we invented it. Then they8217ll think we8217re creative geniuses, and they may buy us drinks.8221 And what happens if you meet other Steampunks along the way Instant bonding . You8217ll make new friends, and considering that most Steampunks carry some sort of aetheric proton weapon, making friends with them is always a good idea. Besides, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is particularly Steampunk, and nobody knows where Willy Wonka really lives . There8217s always the chance that, when trick-or-treating, you8217ll knock on his door, and he8217ll give you a lifetime supply of free chocolate. And if a lifetime supply of free chocolate doesn8217t convince your friends to go be Steampunk with you, you need better friends. Jeff Mach patreonjeffmach Steampunk died about three years ago. Died deader than a gear-powered doornail, ended surely as the last page of a steamy Gothic novel. Steampunk died, and8211 That didn8217t stop it even for a minute . Steampunk8217s died more than a few times in the seven years I8217ve been involved with it. And it never takes. We haul Steampunk back on the slab, open the laboratory ceiling, and a thousand bolts of lightning bring it back to life, supercharged and better than ever. It8217s because nobody owns Steampunk. Nobody gets to give it one single permanent definition. Who creates Steampunk We all do . It8217s a world we share. The Steampunk World8217s Fair is the world8217s largest Steampunk event do we own Steampunk Absolutely not Does the biggest Facebook page own Steampunk The biggest band Not at all . The author who coined the term Steampunk, K. W. Jeter, has no bones at all in saying that he created the word, but creating the word doesn8217t give him ownership. You own Steampunk. I own Steampunk. We all create Steampunk, all of us, together, every day. And Steampunk will never die, not until everyone stops creating. And we8217re not going to do that, because Steampunk8217s infinite worlds are our home . Steampunk is yours . my friend Use it wisely Use it with joy We at JME want to do more than just run events. We want to build communities and support the businesses that make our communities strong. As I8217m sure you8217re aware, it can be difficult for shoppers looking to buy awesome steampunk wares to find reputable dealers for those wares outside of an event. If you are looking for a carpenter or a car dealership, there are all kinds of companies out there with ratings and directories, but trying to find a good leather worker You8217re on your own. Until now that is. We found one of those New York City tech start-ups that help average folks find roofers and party planners, and we used our aether-powered mind control ray to make them bend their system to do our bidding We are proud to present the Jeff Mach Events Marketplace powered by EZBZ . It uses an artificial intelligence based algorithm named Zoey to connect customers to businesses starting from a customer request made in plain English. We8217re planning on building a marketplace for high-quality steampunk, fantastical, and otherwise peculiar products As JME, and JME friendly, vendors sign up to be included in the JME marketplace, you8217ll be able to browse for them in the Jeff Mach Events EZBZ Marketplace. You can also use the EZBZ concierge service to look for goods and services, both steampunk and mundane. The concierge service uses plain English searches to connect you with businesses that meet your needs 8211 referencing the entire EZBZ database. As more As we grow the JME marketplace, the concierge service will get better and better at meeting your steampunk and other fantastical needs. Signing up as a vendor is absolutely free and no obligation. Just visit myezbzmarketplacejeffmacheventsjoin and complete your information. If you are a vendor at one of our events, we8217ll give you a featured listing in the Jeff Mach Events EZBZ Marketplace. All submissions are curated we do reserve the right to exclude a store that doesn8217t fit into this Marketplace. If a lead comes in that Zoey thinks is good for you, you8217ll be notified by email or text message. If you choose to reply to the potential customer, you will be charged a small fee (1-3), but you only pay for leads you want to reach out to. You can find out more about EZBZ on their website . Simply by signing up, you are helping us to educate Zoey as to what Steampunk is and how to best serve our community. The more vendors who join, the more useful the service will be Listen, my friend. If you take something that8217s got something to do with the 19th century, or thereabouts, and do something with it, I8217m going to be comfortable calling it Steampunk. Obviously, using a big, broad definition can give people an excuse to do cookie-cutter same-as-everybody-else stuff. I8217ll totally admit that. You can buy a few plastic gears at a hardware store, throw 8217em at a hat, and call it Steampunk. But it also means that we have a massive wealth of styles, ideas, locales, concepts, and geography to play with. We8217re not limited to Europe. We8217re not limited to H. G. Wells. We8217re not limited to EARTH. We8217ve got Tesla to Curie to Jack the Ripper to Lovelace to Challenger to Elizabeth Howlett. If we let Steampunk be defined big and far and wide, we8217ll get imitation, we8217ll get some mass-produced stuff, we8217ll get some people who just don8217t put any thought or effort into it, and yeah, that8217s a shame. But we8217ll also OPEN STEAMPUNK UP to the entire planet and let anyone creative, whimsical, and strange come play in our playground. Steampunk will either be mind-batteringly boring or world-challengingly enthralling BASED ON WHAT WE DO WITH IT It8217s up to US So tell me, mate. For you, what IS Steampunk Steampunk is fairly new, especially in its current incarnation. While K. W. Jeter invented the term in 1987, and some people have been doing Steampunk things for a long time, the Steampunk world we know 8211 the profusion of art, culture, music, conversation, literature, and delights we now enjoy 8211 has taken off within, at most, the last eight or ten years (edited to be a bit more accurate). Steampunk is still NEW. That means that everyone has a voice. We get to DECIDE what Steampunk will be. And those of us who are doing Steampunk have made it clear: We want to try to embrace everyone who wants to participate in our strange and wonderful world We want to enjoy everyone8217s imaginary Steampunk universes We welcome people of every race, creed, gender, background, and orientation. We want you to be a part of it The actual era included sexism, racism, and homophobia. The imaginary 19th century would like to remind you to keep those things out of the 21st century, please. Hate is not a Steampunk value What8217s the difference between a festival and a convention Well, we8217d actually like to quote an interview that one of our founders did with Dieselpunks. org : Emperor Norton8217s Stationary Marching Band at World8217s Fair I I actually had this discussion, over at BrassGoggles. about the difference between a 8220Festival8221 (as we are) and a 8220Convention.8221 Obviously, we have a lot of convention elements, and Steampunk conventions have elements which are a lot like our festival. But we feel there8217s this difference 8211 and I8217m quoting right from freedictionary : a day or period set aside for celebration or feasting, esp one of religious significance any occasion for celebration, esp one which commemorates an anniversary or other significant event an organized series of special events and performances, usually in one place a festival of drama Archaic a time of revelry merrymaking (modifier) relating to or characteristic of a festival If you would like to contrast it with 8220convention8221 8211 and we love conventions 8211 formal meeting of members, representatives, or delegates, as of a political party, fraternal society, profession, or industry. The body of persons attending such an assembly We were then asked: What will set the Steampunk World8217s Fair apart from other events Flat-out insane devotion to providing a sensory overload of entertainment. Also, Legos. The Steampunk World8217s Fair is thoroughly dedicated to fun, inside and outside We see the exuberant creativity of Steampunk as a method of creating color, fascination and joy. 8230basically, we throw one hell of a party, with some of the finest entertainers, creators, authors, artists, designers, builders, and imagineers in the world. And we want you to come along and celebrate with us (They said 8220conventions8221, but meant 8220events8221. It was early enough that people didn8217t really think of Steampunk in terms of 8220festivals8221 much, especially on this side of the pond.) Originally published December 7, 2011